A stagnated tenth week of Spring 2006 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Tracy Rychlewski landed this week's high game for the women with a 155, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 414. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 250, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Yo Mama celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Led by Andy Metzler with his above-average 572 series, Yo Mama collected 3 wins against Split Happens. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Doll guided Split Happens with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Yo Mama remains in 6th place, while Split Happens remain in 3rd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Tatonka. With top billing by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 613 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. As for the opposition, Most Valuable Bowler Andy McLeod ruled Tatonka with his exceptional 519 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka remains in 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! faced off against Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Although blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his awe-inspiring 639 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Yoohoo. On the other side, Thomas Lin mastered Yoohoo with his above-average 600 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Guttersluts alternated between bowling and dry humping Bora Bora. Featuring Aaron Hoyt with his thrilling 441 series, Guttersluts split the series with Bora Bora. In the meantime, Dennis Laube oversaw Bora Bora with his above-average 556 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora remains in 4th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (207), Carl Goetz (213), Jason Carpio (250), Ken M. Wilson (228), Nick Allegri (205), Pat Searcy (224,244), Stefan Miller (204), Steve Kiernan (224), Thomas Lin (224), and Tim Segraves (204)
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson clobbered Division 1, while Dennis Laube creamed Division 2. John Richardson rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Ben Lee (Division 4) claimed victory in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; David Codding and Dennis Laube call the shots in Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson runs the show in Division 3; and Ryan Doll dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will chuck some balls with 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 131). Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 6th-place Yo Mama will match wits with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 108). Yo Mama might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will spend some quality time with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 131). Bowl Movement will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Bora Bora; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Split Happens (hcp 131). The Belt is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Aaron Hoyt
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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Pat Searcy
Runner Up:
Andy McLeod
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
John Richardson, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.
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