The fourth week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (160) and series (440) for the women, while Thomas Lin earned this week's high game (267) and series (704) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Tatonka celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Guttersluts. Though featuring Greg Franklin with his above-average 434 series, Tatonka accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. In the midst of this, Aaron Hoyt mastered Guttersluts with his outstanding 423 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sweeter Than Yoohoo accepted a challenge by Yo Mama. Starring #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Thomas Lin and his awe-inspiring 704 series, Yoohoo celebrated a clean sweep over Yo Mama. Simultaneously, Andy Metzler guided Yo Mama with his above-average 565 despite his team getting swept. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Yo Mama sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bowl Movement faced off against I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!. While headlined by David Codding with his above-average 571 series, Bowl Movement accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the other half of the score sheet, Seth Gunderson shined in the Belt with his dramatic 611 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while the Belt remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bora Bora deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Split Happens. Although blessed by John Richardson with his above-average 497 series, Bora Bora got swept by Split Happens. On the other side, Most Valuable Bowler Ryan Doll commanded Split Happens with his commanding 558 as they swept the competition. Bora Bora plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens jump 2 spots to 4th.

Bowlers rolling into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (201), David Codding (202), Jason Carpio (213), Ken M. Wilson (222), Michael Basham (205), Seth Gunderson (209,214), Steve Kiernan (200,202), and Thomas Lin (267,211,226)

New personal high games were set tonight by Thomas Lin (267, previous best 246), Aaron Hoyt (169, previous best 156), and Greg Franklin (169, previous best 167). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ray Haynes (463, previous best 423), Thomas Lin (704, previous best 668), and Seth Gunderson (611, previous best 557).

Thomas Lin nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 267 and 704, respectively.

The 267 rolled by Thomas Lin is tied for the 3rd-best game in league history!
The 704 rolled by Thomas Lin is the new 3rd-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while Thomas Lin ruled Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though John Richardson came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Greg Franklin came closest). Finally, Tim Segraves (Division 3) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Ryan Doll (Division 4) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz tops Division 1; Thomas Lin leads Division 2; Tim Segraves runs the show in Division 3; and Ryan Doll holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (hcp 99) will chill with 2nd-place Bowl Movement. Yoohoo is expected to roll a little low and get swept; while Bowl Movement is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 4th-place Split Happens will roll against 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 140). Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Guttersluts ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 77) will tussle with 5th-place Bora Bora. Tatonka will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bora Bora will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will test their mettle against 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 160). The Belt is predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Yo Mama is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ryan Doll Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Thomas Lin Runner Up: Ryan Doll	#1 H2H BOWLER Thomas Lin Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You can take your cheese stick curse and shove it up Ray's ass." Erin deVries, frustrated at everyone.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	14-2	.875	10,277	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	10-6	.625	11,030	n/a
3	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	10-6	.625	9,575	+1
4	Split Happens	10-6	.625	8,335	+2
5	Bora Bora	7-9	.438	9,129	-2
6	Yo Mama	6-10	.375	8,328	-1
7	Tatonka	4-12	.250	7,936	n/a
8	Guttersluts	3-13	.188	6,143	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Thomas Lin - 704 Seth Gunderson - 611 Jason Carpio - 585 David Codding - 571 Ken Wilson - 568	Freda Schroeder - 440 Amy Logan - 367 Amanda Cox Jeter - 366 Janelle Lamar - 354 Andrea Wilson - 338
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Thomas Lin - 780 Ryan Doll - 730 Ray Haynes - 681 Seth Gunderson - 678 David Codding - 631	Dana Babler - 566 Freda Schroeder - 564 Amanda Cox Jeter - 562 Amy Logan - 551 Erin deVries - 549
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Thomas Lin - 267 Ken Wilson - 222 Seth Gunderson - 214 Jason Carpio - 213 Michael Basham - 205	Freda Schroeder - 160 Amanda Cox Jeter - 141 Amy Logan - 140 Erin deVries - 128 Janelle Lamar - 127
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Thomas Lin - 292 Ryan Doll - 255 Ray Haynes - 254 Aaron Hoyt - 237 Seth Gunderson - 236	Amanda Cox Jeter - 206 Erin deVries - 205 Amy Logan - 201 Freda Schroeder - 201 (t) Dana Babler - 198
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Thomas Lin - 99 Ray Haynes - 73 Ryan Doll - 70 Aaron Hoyt - 55 Seth Gunderson - 42	Erin deVries - 25 Amanda Cox Jeter - 23 Dana Babler - 18 Mandy Shannon - 18 (t) Amy Logan - 17 Freda Schroeder - 12

The third week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (195) and series (472) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz and Jason Carpio, who tied with a 620. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! spent a romantic evening with Split Happens. Reinforced by #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio and his amazing 620 series, the Belt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. On the adjacent lane, James Long mastered Split Happens with his above-average 581 despite his team getting swept. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Split Happens plunge 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement kept grabbing the balls of Bora Bora. Highlighting the skills of Carl Goetz with his 620 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Bora Bora. Concurrently, John Richardson drew the spotlight in Bora Bora with his above-average 479 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Bora Bora remains in 3rd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Sweeter Than Yoohoo sparred with Tatonka. With top billing by Michael Basham with his 516 series, Yoohoo collected 3 wins against Tatonka. In the midst of this, Will Jeter dominated Tatonka with his 441 despite his team notching only a single win. Sweeter Than Yoohoo leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Tatonka sinks 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama entered a showdown to the death with Guttersluts. Showcasing Andy Metzler with his thrilling 582 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Guttersluts. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Power-Ranked Aaron Hoyt reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his fantastic 448 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (209,222), Carl Goetz (214,224), James Long (216,204), Jason Carpio (214,212), Ken M. Wilson (230), Michael Basham (216), Pat Searcy (223), Rich DeYoung (224), Seth Gunderson (202), Stefan Miller (226), and Steve Kiernan (205,215)

New personal high games were set tonight by Janelle (Laube) Lamar (195, previous best 191) and Aaron Hoyt (156, previous best 154). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Jason Carpio (620, previous best 577) and Aaron Hoyt (448, previous best 393).

Adding to the excitement, the 195 rolled by Janelle (Laube) Lamar is this season's new high game among women.

The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:

DIVISION 1 1. Carl Goetz 2. Ken Wilson 3. Jason Carpio 4. James Long 5. Steve Kiernan 6. Nick Allegri 7. Pat Searcy 8. Michael Basham 9. David Codding 10. Andy Metzler

DIVISION 2 1. Rich DeYoung 2. Dennis Laube 3. Seth Gunderson 4. Thomas Lin 5. Stefan Miller 6. Phil Schroeder 7. Tim Segraves 8. John Richardson 9. Will Jeter 10. Scott Murdock

DIVISION 3 1. Freda Schroeder 2. Andy McLeod 3. Janelle Lamar 4. Jason Caton 5. Ryan Doll 6. Greg Franklin 7. Tracy Rychlewski 8. Ryan Simonet 9. Amy Logan 10. Ben Lee

DIVISION 4 1. Andrea Wilson 2. Amanda Cox Jeter 3. Aaron Hoyt 4. Travis Kleiner 5. Ray Haynes 6. Erin deVries 7. Dana Babler 8. Ariel Waldman

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place Tatonka will spend some quality time with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 120). Tatonka is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely win the series; while Guttersluts are forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 4th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will test their mettle against 5th-place Yo Mama (hcp 83). Yoohoo might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Yo Mama ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will face 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! (hcp 60). Bowl Movement will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Belt will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bora Bora will meet with 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 70). Bora Bora is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aaron Hoyt Runner Up: Andy Metzler	#1 H2H BOWLER Jason Carpio Runner Up: Aaron Hoyt
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mounted it, got what I needed, then dismounted it." Ben Lee, allegedly taking about getting files off a remote hard drive earlier in the day.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	11-1	.917	7,560	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	9-3	.750	8,241	n/a
3	Bora Bora	7-5	.583	6,919	n/a
4	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	6-6	.500	6,871	+1
5	Yo Mama	6-6	.500	6,320	+2
6	Split Happens	6-6	.500	6,185	-2
7	Tatonka	3-9	.250	6,037	-1
8	Guttersluts	0-12	.000	4,518	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Jason Carpio - 620 Carl Goetz - 620 (t) Steve Kiernan - 599 Ken Wilson - 588 Andy Metzler - 582 James Long - 581	Janelle Lamar - 472 Tracy Rychlewski - 423 Amy Logan - 382 Amanda Cox Jeter - 376 Andrea Wilson - 360
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Aaron Hoyt - 697 Andy Metzler - 685 Jason Carpio - 684 Steve Kiernan - 668 David Parre - 661	Janelle Lamar - 661 Tracy Rychlewski - 615 Amanda Cox Jeter - 587 Erin deVries - 573 Amy Logan - 571
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 230 Stefan Miller - 226 Rich DeYoung - 224 Carl Goetz - 224 (t) Pat Searcy - 223 Andy Metzler - 222	Janelle Lamar - 195 Tracy Rychlewski - 165 Dana Babler - 151 Amanda Cox Jeter - 146 Andrea Wilson - 142
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Andy Metzler - 256 Stefan Miller - 252 Rich DeYoung - 248 Pat Searcy - 245 Aaron Hoyt - 239	Janelle Lamar - 258 Dana Babler - 232 Tracy Rychlewski - 229 Amanda Cox Jeter - 216 Andrea Wilson - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Andy Metzler - 65 Aaron Hoyt - 60 Stefan Miller - 59 Rich DeYoung - 54 Pat Searcy - 51	Janelle Lamar - 74 Dana Babler - 53 Tracy Rychlewski - 45 Amanda Cox Jeter - 34 Andrea Wilson - 20

The second week of Spring 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 153, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder and Janelle (Laube) Lamar, who tied with a 387. As for the men, John Richardson snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Nick Allegri with a 598. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Guttersluts accepted a challenge by Bora Bora. Although blessed by Travis Kleiner with his awe-inspiring 353 series, Guttersluts got swept by Bora Bora. Concurrently, Phil Schroeder took the lead in Bora Bora with his above-average 512 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked John Richardson) as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 8th place, while Bora Bora moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Headlined by Jason Carpio with his above-average 539 series, the Belt collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. Conversely, Michael Basham guided Yoohoo with his above-average 574 despite his team notching only a single win. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Yoohoo remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Yo Mama couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. In spite of top-billing by Jason Caton with his above-average 406 series, Yo Mama accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Countering this, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Split Happens with his 391 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Yo Mama drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bowl Movement faced off against Tatonka. Starring #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri and his thrilling 598 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Tatonka. On the other side, Will Jeter commanded Tatonka with his 453 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 2nd place, while Tatonka moves 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (208), David Codding (200), Jason Carpio (206), John Richardson (230), Ken M. Wilson (223), Michael Basham (213), Nick Allegri (218), Pat Searcy (215), and Thomas Lin (211)

A new personal high game was set tonight by John Richardson (230, previous best 226).

Adding to the excitement, the 230 rolled by John Richardson is this season's new high game for men.

The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. Carl Goetz 2. Ken Wilson 3. Nick Allegri 4. David Codding 5. Dennis Laube 6. Michael Basham 7. Jason Carpio 8. James Long 9. Thomas Lin 10. Pat Searcy

DIVISION 2 1. Steve Kiernan 2. Rich DeYoung 3. Stefan Miller 4. Phil Schroeder 5. Seth Gunderson 6. Andy Metzler 7. Tim Segraves 8. Will Jeter 9. Andy McLeod 10. Freda Schroeder

DIVISION 3 1. Scott Murdock 2. John Richardson 3. Ryan Simonet 4. Jason Caton 5. Ryan Doll 6. Ben Lee 7. Andrea Wilson 8. Janelle Lamar 9. Amy Logan 10. Tracy Rychlewski

DIVISION 4 1. Amanda Cox Jeter 2. Ray Haynes 3. Travis Kleiner 4. Ariel Waldman 5. Erin deVries 6. Dana Babler 7. Aaron Hoyt

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will challenge 4th-place Split Happens (hcp 120). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will battle 3rd-place Bora Bora (hcp 136). Bowl Movement might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Bora Bora ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will match wits with 6th-place Tatonka (estimated hcp 93). Yoohoo will likely have a bit of an off night, but split the series with Tatonka; while Tatonka will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Yo Mama will chill with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 98). Yo Mama is predicted to perform well and win the series; while Guttersluts are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nick Allegri Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Nick Allegri	#1 H2H BOWLER Nick Allegri Runner Up: Michael Basham
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "The faster I go, the harder it gets." Nick Allegri, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	7-1	.875	4,830	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	6-2	.750	5,396	n/a
3	Bora Bora	6-2	.750	4,565	+1
4	Split Happens	6-2	.750	4,101	-1
5	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	3-5	.375	4,541	n/a
6	Tatonka	2-6	.250	4,055	+1
7	Yo Mama	2-6	.250	4,038	-1
8	Guttersluts	0-8	.000	2,850	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Nick Allegri - 598 Carl Goetz - 589 Michael Basham - 574 Ken Wilson - 563 David Codding - 543	Janelle Lamar - 387 Freda Schroeder - 387 (t) Amy Logan - 382 Andrea Wilson - 367 Amanda Cox Jeter - 337 Tracy Rychlewski - 316
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Richardson - 689 Nick Allegri - 679 Michael Basham - 650 Phil Schroeder - 620 Jason Carpio - 618	Janelle Lamar - 593 Amy Logan - 586 Andrea Wilson - 554 Amanda Cox Jeter - 548 Ariel Waldman - 541
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Richardson - 230 Ken Wilson - 223 Nick Allegri - 218 Pat Searcy - 215 Michael Basham - 213	Freda Schroeder - 153 Andrea Wilson - 147 Amy Logan - 138 Janelle Lamar - 135 Tracy Rychlewski - 122 Amanda Cox Jeter - 122 (t)
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
John Richardson - 290 Nick Allegri - 245 Michael Basham - 238 Pat Searcy - 235 Thomas Lin - 233	Andrea Wilson - 209 Amy Logan - 206 Janelle Lamar - 203 Ariel Waldman - 192 Amanda Cox Jeter - 192 (t) Erin deVries - 192 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
John Richardson - 105 Nick Allegri - 52 Travis Kleiner - 51 Michael Basham - 45 Phil Schroeder - 41 Pat Searcy - 41 (t)	Andrea Wilson - 25 Amy Logan - 23 Janelle Lamar - 21 Ariel Waldman - 12 Erin deVries - 12 (t) Amanda Cox Jeter - 10

The Spring 2006 season is now underway, with eight teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (173) and series (501) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 226, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 620. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: Bowl Movement had a rendezvous with Yo Mama. Led by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his 620 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Yo Mama. As for the opposition, Andy Metzler commanded Yo Mama with his 471 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement begins with 2nd place, while Yo Mama gets rolling in 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Tatonka alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. Although topped by Andy McLeod with his thrilling 461 series, Tatonka accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the flipside, James Long laid down the law in Split Happens with his 519 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Amy Logan) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Tatonka starts out in 7th place, while Split Happens commence the season with 3rd.

On lanes 25 & 26: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! waged a heated competition against Guttersluts. Starring Pat Searcy with his 524 series, the Belt celebrated a clean sweep over Guttersluts. On the adjacent lane, Erin deVries guided Guttersluts with her 301 despite her team getting swept. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! gets underway in 1st place, while Guttersluts start off with 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sweeter Than Yoohoo shared a platter of cheese sticks with Bora Bora. Headlined by Thomas Lin with his 518 series, Yoohoo split the series with Bora Bora. Meanwhile, Dennis Laube drew the spotlight in Bora Bora with his 588 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sweeter Than Yoohoo begins the season in 5th place, while Bora Bora gets going with 4th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (205,203,212), Dennis Laube (206), Ken M. Wilson (226,201), Nick Allegri (225), and Steve Kiernan (211,224)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1 1. Carl Goetz 2. Steve Kiernan 3. Ken Wilson 4. Dennis Laube 5. Pat Searcy 6. James Long 7. Thomas Lin 8. Michael Basham 9. Jason Carpio 10. Freda Schroeder

DIVISION 2 1. Nick Allegri 2. Rich DeYoung 3. Andy Metzler 4. Tim Segraves 5. Phil Schroeder 6. Andy McLeod 7. Will Jeter 8. Scott Murdock 9. Ryan Simonet 10. Tracy Rychlewski

DIVISION 3 1. Ben Lee 2. Ryan Doll 3. John Richardson 4. Jason Caton 5. Amy Logan 6. Janelle Lamar 7. Ray Haynes 8. Erin deVries 9. Travis Kleiner 10. Aaron Hoyt

DIVISION 4 1. Dana Babler

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 21&22, 8th-place Guttersluts (estimated hcp 272) will face 4th-place Bora Bora. Guttersluts are expected to breathtaking and win the series; while Bora Bora is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 23&24, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will roll against 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo (estimated hcp 71). The Belt might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Yoohoo; while Yoohoo ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Then, over on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Yo Mama (estimated hcp 101) will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Split Happens. Yo Mama will likely thrilling and sweep the series; while Split Happens will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Bowl Movement will socialize with 7th-place Tatonka (estimated estimated hcp 328). Bowl Movement is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Tatonka is anticipated to catapult their team average they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Amy Logan Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Steve Kiernan	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Dennis Laube
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Andy Metzler, letting his inner führer out.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka!	4-0	1.000	2,326	n/a
2	Bowl Movement	3-1	.750	2,687	n/a
3	Split Happens	3-1	.750	2,049	n/a
4	Bora Bora	2-2	.500	2,273	n/a
5	Sweeter Than Yoohoo	2-2	.500	2,183	n/a
6	Yo Mama	1-3	.250	2,046	n/a
7	Tatonka	1-3	.250	2,020	n/a
8	Guttersluts	0-4	.000	1,415	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 620 Steve Kiernan - 610 Ken Wilson - 598 Dennis Laube - 588 Pat Searcy - 524	Freda Schroeder - 501 Tracy Rychlewski - 408 Amy Logan - 347 Janelle Lamar - 344 Erin deVries - 301
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 620 Steve Kiernan - 610 Ken Wilson - 600 Dennis Laube - 597 Pat Searcy - 586	Freda Schroeder - 580 Tracy Rychlewski - 561 Amy Logan - 551 Janelle Lamar - 550 Erin deVries - 541
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 226 Nick Allegri - 225 Steve Kiernan - 224 Carl Goetz - 212 Dennis Laube - 206	Freda Schroeder - 173 Tracy Rychlewski - 168 Amy Logan - 128 Erin deVries - 125 Janelle Lamar - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Nick Allegri - 252 Ken Wilson - 226 Steve Kiernan - 224 Jason Carpio - 217 Pat Searcy - 213 John Richardson - 213 (t)	Tracy Rychlewski - 219 Erin deVries - 205 Dana Babler - 202 Freda Schroeder - 199 Amy Logan - 196
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Nick Allegri - 59 John Richardson - 28 Ken Wilson - 27 Aaron Hoyt - 27 (t) Jason Carpio - 24 Steve Kiernan - 21	Tracy Rychlewski - 32 Erin deVries - 25 Dana Babler - 23 Amy Logan - 13 Ashton Burgess - 9 Janelle Lamar - 9 (t)