The seventh week of Spring 2004 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Four bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (243) and series (630) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (245) and series (656) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: The Bowling Stones entered a showdown to the death with 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Highlighting the skills of Most Valuable Bowler Amanda Schulte and her astonishing 467 series, the Stones collected 3 wins against the White Asians. In the midst of this, Dennis Laube ruled the White Asians with his 488 despite his team notching only a single win. The Bowling Stones remains in 5th place, while the White Asians remain in 1st.

On lanes 17 & 18: Joey's B*tches alternated splits with Got Carpio?. Notwithstanding the leadership of David Codding with his above-average 578 series, the B*tches accomplished only 1 win against Got Carpio?. On the flipside, Eric Lynch reigned supreme in Got Carpio? with his above-average 565 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Joey's B*tches plummet 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Got Carpio? moves 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: Recreation Intoxication tussled with T.R.O.T.B.. Reinforced by #1 Power-Ranked Pat Searcy and his breathtaking 656 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Amanda Schulte, Recreation collected 3 wins against T.R.O.T.B.. Conversely, Scott Murdock guided T.R.O.T.B. with his commanding 531 despite his team notching only a single win. Recreation Intoxication leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (243,202), Bob Brunker (222), David Codding (211), Jason Carpio (209), Pat Searcy (242,245), and Phil Schroeder (200)

New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (209, previous best 203) and Amanda Schulte (197, previous best 170). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Scott Murdock (531, previous best 513), Phil Schroeder (526, previous best 519), Angela Bradford (630, previous best 595), and Amanda Schulte (467, previous best 428).

Angela Bradford earned both this season's women's high game and series with her 243 and 630, respectively.

The 243 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 2nd-best women's game in league history! (As well as the league's 9th-best game overall.)
The 245 rolled by Pat Searcy is tied for the 7th-best game in league history!
Angela Bradford SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES FOR WOMEN WITH HER 630! CONGRATULATIONS! (This is also the league's 12th-best series overall.)
The 656 rolled by Pat Searcy is the new 6th-best series in league history!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place Joey's B*tches will chuck some balls with 6th-place T.R.O.T.B. (hcp 54). The B*tches are expected to dazzling and sweep the series; while T.R.O.T.B. is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 143) will hang out with 2nd-place Recreation Intoxication. The Stones might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Recreation ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 48) will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Got Carpio?. The White Asians are predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Got Carpio?; while Got Carpio? is anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Amanda Schulte Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Angela Bradford	#1 H2H BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." Phil Schroeder, letting his inner führer out.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites	17-11	.607	12,188	n/a
2	Recreation Intoxication	16-12	.571	14,205	+1
3	Got Carpio?	16-12	.571	13,393	+1
4	Joey's B*tches	15-13	.536	13,910	-2
5	The Bowling Stones	14-14	.500	10,423	n/a
6	T.R.O.T.B.	6-22	.214	12,586	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 656 Bob Brunker - 579 David Codding - 578 Eric Lynch - 565 Ken Wilson - 555	Angela Bradford - 630 Amanda Schulte - 467 Andee Weinfurt - 418 Deena Slinkard - 399 Joey Fields - 356
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 694 Bob Brunker - 651 Scott Murdock - 651 (t) Phil Schroeder - 650 Eric Lynch - 637 David Codding - 626	Angela Bradford - 699 Amanda Schulte - 656 Andee Weinfurt - 578 Mary Jackson - 565 Deena Slinkard - 552
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 245 Bob Brunker - 222 David Codding - 211 Jason Carpio - 209 Phil Schroeder - 200	Angela Bradford - 243 Amanda Schulte - 197 Deena Slinkard - 176 Joey Fields - 160 Andee Weinfurt - 154
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Pat Searcy - 257 Bob Brunker - 246 Phil Schroeder - 241 Jason Carpio - 236 Scott Murdock - 230	Angela Bradford - 266 Amanda Schulte - 260 Deena Slinkard - 227 Joey Fields - 221 Andee Weinfurt - 207
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Pat Searcy - 61 Bob Brunker - 52 Phil Schroeder - 52 (t) Jason Carpio - 43 Seth Gunderson - 43 (t) Scott Murdock - 40 David Codding - 31	Amanda Schulte - 76 Angela Bradford - 72 Deena Slinkard - 40 Joey Fields - 37 Mary Jackson - 23

The Spring 2004 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The sixth week saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (208) and series (556) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (245) and series (693) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites had some one-on-one time with Joey's B*tches. Notwithstanding the leadership of Dennis Laube with his 477 series, the White Asians got swept by the B*tches. In the meantime, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson showed off in the B*tches with his miraculous 693 as they swept the competition. 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites remains in 1st place, while the B*tches remain in 2nd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Got Carpio? couldn't stop inappropriately groping The Bowling Stones. Led by Most Valuable Bowler Eric Lynch and his spectacular 595 series, Got Carpio? collected 3 wins against the Stones. On the other side, Scott Musgrove took the lead in the Stones with his exceptional 468 despite his team notching only a single win. Got Carpio? drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Stones sink 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: Recreation Intoxication tussled with T.R.O.T.B.. Featuring Bob Brunker with his remarkable 601 series, Recreation celebrated a clean sweep over T.R.O.T.B.. On the flipside, Nik Domann guided T.R.O.T.B. with his 516 despite his team getting swept. Recreation Intoxication leaps 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (204,208), Bob Brunker (203,212), Carl Goetz (215), Corey Weinfurt (221), David Codding (207), Eric Lynch (220), Ken M. Wilson (232,245,216), and Nik Domann (212)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Corey Weinfurt (221, previous best 219). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Ken M. Wilson (693, previous best 654).

The 208 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 10th-best women's game in league history!
The 245 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is tied for the 7th-best game in league history!
The 556 rolled by Angela Bradford is tied for the 6th-best women's series in league history!
The 693 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 3rd-best series in league history!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place The Bowling Stones will meet with 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. The Stones are expected to watch their averages take a plunge, but split the series with the White Asians; while the White Asians are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 2nd-place Joey's B*tches will battle 4th-place Got Carpio?. The B*tches might see a pretty significant "market correction" to their averages, but split the series with Got Carpio?; while Got Carpio? ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Recreation Intoxication will socialize with 6th-place T.R.O.T.B.. Recreation is predicted to perform weakly, but split the series with T.R.O.T.B.; while T.R.O.T.B. is anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Eric Lynch Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Bob Brunker	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Bob Brunker
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!" Amanda Schulte, to Scott Musgrove, on the slice of pizza Scott was wielding.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites	16-8	.667	10,474	n/a
2	Joey's B*tches	14-10	.583	11,878	n/a
3	Recreation Intoxication	13-11	.542	11,941	+2
4	Got Carpio?	13-11	.542	11,366	-1
5	The Bowling Stones	11-13	.458	8,888	-1
6	T.R.O.T.B.	5-19	.208	10,646	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 693 Bob Brunker - 601 Eric Lynch - 595 Carl Goetz - 581 David Codding - 541	Angela Bradford - 556 Joey Fields - 437 Deena Slinkard - 415 Amanda Schulte - 391 Andee Weinfurt - 369
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 765 Bob Brunker - 687 Eric Lynch - 679 Scott Musgrove - 628 Corey Weinfurt - 627	Joey Fields - 638 Angela Bradford - 632 Amanda Schulte - 585 Deena Slinkard - 568 Mary Jackson - 538
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 245 Corey Weinfurt - 221 Eric Lynch - 220 Carl Goetz - 215 Bob Brunker - 212 Nik Domann - 212 (t)	Angela Bradford - 208 Joey Fields - 157 Deena Slinkard - 154 Andee Weinfurt - 153 Amanda Schulte - 143
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 269 Corey Weinfurt - 254 Eric Lynch - 248 Bob Brunker - 240 Nik Domann - 240 (t)	Angela Bradford - 233 Joey Fields - 224 Amanda Schulte - 207 Deena Slinkard - 205 Andee Weinfurt - 205 (t) Ashley Razak - 198
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 75 Corey Weinfurt - 63 Eric Lynch - 55 Bob Brunker - 48 Nik Domann - 48 (t) Scott Musgrove - 47	Joey Fields - 41 Angela Bradford - 40 Amanda Schulte - 24 Andee Weinfurt - 18 Deena Slinkard - 18 (t) Ashley Razak - 13

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2004 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The fifth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (180) and series (507) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (266) and series (708) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches faced off against The Bowling Stones. Featuring #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his breathtaking 708 series, the B*tches split the series with the Stones. As for the opposition, Michael Basham dominated the Stones with his phenomenal 456 as they matched their opponent in wins. Joey's B*tches leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Stones remain in 4th.

On lanes 17 & 18: 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites accepted a challenge by Recreation Intoxication. With top billing by Dennis Laube with his 505 series, the White Asians celebrated a clean sweep over Recreation. In the midst of this, Angela Bradford reigned supreme in Recreation with her 507 despite her team getting swept. 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites remains in 1st place, while Recreation plunges 3 spots to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: T.R.O.T.B. chucked gutter balls with Got Carpio?. Despite the strength of Scott Murdock with his spectacular 502 series, T.R.O.T.B. accomplished only 1 win against Got Carpio?. Concurrently, Eric Lynch took the lead in Got Carpio? with his wondrous 560 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio) as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th place, while Got Carpio? jumps 2 spots to 3rd.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (266,246), David Codding (208), and Eric Lynch (206)

New personal high games were set tonight by Carl Goetz (266, previous best 260) and Amanda Schulte (170, previous best 155). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Carl Goetz (708, previous best 706) and Amanda Schulte (428, previous best 397).

Carl Goetz nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 266 and 708, respectively.

The 266 rolled by Carl Goetz is the new 2nd-best game in league history!
Carl Goetz SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 708! CONGRATULATIONS!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 53) will face 2nd-place Joey's B*tches. The White Asians are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the B*tches are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Got Carpio? will socialize with 4th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 109). Got Carpio? might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Stones ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Recreation Intoxication will roll against 6th-place T.R.O.T.B. (hcp 47). Recreation is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Carpio Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Eric Lynch	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Eric Lynch
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea." Andee Weinfurt, always with an excuse for a crappy game.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites	16-4	.800	8,837	n/a
2	Joey's B*tches	10-10	.500	9,626	+1
3	Got Carpio?	10-10	.500	9,393	+2
4	The Bowling Stones	10-10	.500	7,279	n/a
5	Recreation Intoxication	9-11	.450	9,817	-3
6	T.R.O.T.B.	5-15	.250	8,804	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 708 David Codding - 560 Eric Lynch - 560 (t) Jason Carpio - 535 Dennis Laube - 505 Thomas Lin - 504	Angela Bradford - 507 Amanda Schulte - 428 Andee Weinfurt - 398 Ashley Razak - 391 Deena Slinkard - 361
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 784 Eric Lynch - 656 Scott Murdock - 641 Robert Million - 623 Michael Basham - 621 Jason Carpio - 621 (t)	Amanda Schulte - 636 Angela Bradford - 583 Ashley Razak - 578 Jenny Palin - 575 Andee Weinfurt - 554
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 266 David Codding - 208 Eric Lynch - 206 Thomas Lin - 195 Robert Million - 190 Jason Carpio - 190 (t)	Angela Bradford - 180 Amanda Schulte - 170 Andee Weinfurt - 164 Ashley Razak - 161 Deena Slinkard - 144
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 291 Robert Million - 238 Eric Lynch - 238 (t) David Codding - 226 Michael Basham - 226 (t) Seth Gunderson - 224	Amanda Schulte - 239 Ashley Razak - 223 Andee Weinfurt - 216 Angela Bradford - 205 Joey Fields - 201
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 98 Robert Million - 51 Eric Lynch - 46 Michael Basham - 40 Seth Gunderson - 39	Amanda Schulte - 57 Ashley Razak - 39 Andee Weinfurt - 29 Joey Fields - 17 Jenny Palin - 14

The fourth week of Spring 2004 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Deena Slinkard landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 509. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (224) and series (603). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Got Carpio? couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Head-to-Head Jason Carpio and his spectacular 577 series, Got Carpio? split the series with the White Asians. While that was going down, Thomas Lin laid down the law in the White Asians with his above-average 553 as they matched their opponent in wins. Got Carpio? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the White Asians remain in 1st.

On lanes 17 & 18: T.R.O.T.B. had some one-on-one time with Joey's B*tches. Though featuring Nik Domann with his below-average 469 series, T.R.O.T.B. got swept by the B*tches. In the midst of this, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Ken M. Wilson ruled the B*tches with his miraculous 603 as they swept the competition. T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th place, while the B*tches jump 2 spots to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: Recreation Intoxication chucked gutter balls with The Bowling Stones. Despite the strength of Angela Bradford with her 509 series, Recreation accomplished only 1 win against the Stones. On the flipside, Scott Musgrove mastered the Stones with his phenomenal 432 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Recreation Intoxication remains in 2nd place, while the Stones remain in 4th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Jason Carpio (203), Ken M. Wilson (203,224), and Thomas Lin (201)

New personal high games were set tonight by Jason Carpio (203, previous best 201) and Amanda Schulte (155, previous best 153). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Jason Carpio (577, previous best 550).

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 3rd-place Joey's B*tches will meet with 4th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 128). The B*tches are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Stones are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 64) will socialize with 2nd-place Recreation Intoxication. The White Asians might perform well, but split the series with Recreation; while Recreation ought to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place T.R.O.T.B. (hcp 26) will tussle with 5th-place Got Carpio?. T.R.O.T.B. is predicted to roll decently and win the series; while Got Carpio? is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER Jason Carpio Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Musgrove, Andee, and I had a three way that last frame. Err, I mean, we were all three in the gutter. Dammit, you know what I mean!" Amanda Schulte, with whom the seed for the idea has now been planted.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites	12-4	.750	7,040	n/a
2	Recreation Intoxication	9-7	.563	7,971	n/a
3	Joey's B*tches	8-8	.500	7,536	+2
4	The Bowling Stones	8-8	.500	5,671	n/a
5	Got Carpio?	7-9	.438	7,409	-2
6	T.R.O.T.B.	4-12	.250	6,942	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 603 Jason Carpio - 577 Thomas Lin - 553 David Codding - 519 Pat Searcy - 506	Angela Bradford - 509 Andee Weinfurt - 439 Deena Slinkard - 434 Amanda Schulte - 376 Mary Jackson - 346
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 696 Jason Carpio - 685 Thomas Lin - 620 Scott Musgrove - 619 Dennis Laube - 594	Andee Weinfurt - 602 Amanda Schulte - 592 Angela Bradford - 585 Mary Jackson - 583 Deena Slinkard - 580
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 224 Jason Carpio - 203 Thomas Lin - 201 Dennis Laube - 196 David Codding - 195	Deena Slinkard - 180 Angela Bradford - 173 Andee Weinfurt - 166 Amanda Schulte - 155 Mary Jackson - 132
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 255 Jason Carpio - 239 Scott Musgrove - 228 Dennis Laube - 228 (t) Thomas Lin - 223 Scott Murdock - 218	Deena Slinkard - 228 Amanda Schulte - 227 Andee Weinfurt - 220 Mary Jackson - 211 Jenny Palin - 201
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 63 Jason Carpio - 48 Scott Musgrove - 44 Dennis Laube - 36 Scott Murdock - 30	Amanda Schulte - 45 Deena Slinkard - 41 Andee Weinfurt - 34 Mary Jackson - 31 Jenny Palin - 21