A stagnated second week of Fall 2002 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (156) and series (423) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (221) and series (585) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Team 5 took turns kicking the ball return with GRRR. Reinforced by David Parre with his 471 series, Team 5 missed a clean sweep over GRRR by just one pin.Conversely, Byron Hester took the lead in GRRR with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 357 as his team missed getting swept by just one pin. Team 5 remains in 2nd place, while GRRR remains in 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Top Guns alternated between bowling and dry humping Team 6. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Bob Brunker and his remarkable 579 series, Top Guns celebrated a clean sweep over Team 6. Simultaneously, Nik Domann reigned supreme in Team 6 with his 390 despite his team getting swept. Top Guns remains in 3rd place, while Team 6 remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: UnaBowlers entered a showdown to the death with Pop Gunns. Though featuring Corey Weinfurt with his 451 series, the UnaBowlers got swept by Pop Gunns. Countering this, Most Valuable Bowler Carl Goetz oversaw Pop Gunns with his commanding 585 as they swept the competition. UnaBowlers remains in 4th place, while Pop Gunns remain in 1st.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204) and Carl Goetz (221,216)



NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Pop Gunns will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Top Guns. Pop Gunns are expected to have their averages plummet, but split the series with Top Guns; while Top Guns are forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 4th-place UnaBowlers will face 2nd-place Team 5. The UnaBowlers might drop their averages like a brick, but split the series with Team 5; while Team 5 ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Team 6 (hcp 2) will chill with 5th-place GRRR. Team 6 is predicted to roll decently and sweep the series; while GRRR is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Carl Goetz Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Carl Goetz	#1 H2H BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Pat Searcy
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Jason hit that pin like the Beltway Sniper." Phil Schroeder, solving the case.